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A woman was arrested for speeding. The officer asked to see her driver’s license. 

It read that she must wear her glasses while driving. 

The officer, seeing she was wearing none, said. “Where are your glasses?”

“But officer,” she replied. “I have contacts.”

“I don’t care who your friends are,” he snapped,” I’m going to give you
a ticket anyway!”


I told my doctor I get very tired when
I go on a diet, so he gave me pep pills.
Know what happened? I ate faster!


There are four basic food groups: milk chocolate, dark chocolate, white chocolate and truffles.

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